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Code Lifespan

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Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)
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marylin145
49 days ago
Hi there it is truly amazing post... https://sites.google.com/coinswallett.com/coinbasewallet/home
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DexX
56 days ago
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Depressingly true.
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ChrisDL
56 days ago
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10/10 can confirm.
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JayM
56 days ago
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Yep
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fanguad
56 days ago
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Pure, unadulterated truth
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56 days ago
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Surely (no one/everyone) will (recognize how flexible and useful this architecture is/spend a huge amount of effort painstakingly preserving and updating this garbage I wrote in 20 minutes)

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Oops

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To be fair, it only REALLY starts to get bad once you have conscious, feeling life forms.


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murphyc
76 days ago
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Whoa
fxer
82 days ago
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“You inhale poops into your butt, vomiting up tacos, it’s great!”
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Internet

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Personally, I find it liberating to think about how stupid it all sounds.


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jlvanderzwan
137 days ago
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Clay Shirky warned us like twenty years ago, you know
acdha
139 days ago
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I feel seen
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rosskarchner
138 days ago
oof

Philosophy Department

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Villain

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I don't see the Dursleys owning any elves is all I'm saying.


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ChrisDL
560 days ago
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Im going to commit these arguments to memory and use them at the next possible moment in a social gathering haha.
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CallMeWilliam
565 days ago
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Everyone sucks.

And what we owe to each other is to try to be a little better today than yesterday.

... Or so a demon told me, at any rate.

Mine Captcha

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This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield.
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llucax
602 days ago
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💣
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DexX
602 days ago
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I am offended that this is two correct solutions, and I am 99% certain Randall did that on purpose as an extra level on the joke.
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Rendin
602 days ago
Are you sure that there are two? I would love that being part of the joke but I see only one valid solution.
aeonsablaze
602 days ago
Pretty sure there is only one.
flensrocker
602 days ago
I only see: 2210, MM31, 3M3M, 1121
DexX
602 days ago
You're right - I got it wrong. :P
jlvanderzwan
602 days ago
Would have been amazing (in the "hilariously evil" sense) if you were right though
silberbaer
602 days ago
Yes, only one, but I'm glad I'm not the only person who felt compelled to solve it.
contraryian
602 days ago
I think 2210, MM31, 332M, M111 is also valid?
aeonsablaze
602 days ago
Nope, take a closer look at the 3 in the second row.
xlythe
602 days ago
I feel let down that you can't actually submit the solution :(
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This data is actually going into improving our self-driving car project, so hurry up--it's almost at the minefield.
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